Latino Kids Better Off In Prison. How Do We Get More In?

El Guapo prides himself on having low standards and a knack for hyperbole. With that said, read the following — the greatest thing ever written by a human being.

So, many simpletons and imbeciles argue that our national priorities are warped beyond repair, that common sense has taken an indefinite vacation, that public policy and the legislators who design it partake in contrived kabuki theater focused on getting re-elected, being theatrically combative, and fanning irrational fears rather than working for the public good.

These pendej@s, for instance, compare things like yearly expenditures per prison inmate to how much is spent on the average public school student and shake their empty heads. Of course, El Guapo walks bravely where no man dare tread in search of answers.  Where others see problems, El Guapo sees opportunity. Where others complain, El Guapo takes action. You’re welcome.

Let’s take a peek at some numbers:

California, for instance, spends approximately $7,400 per public school pupil while it doles out about $47,000 a year for each prison inmate. Sure, you can be one with the head-shaking drove who see something fundamentally wrong with the disparity, or you can help El Guapo lead more Latino children to prison life, where they will receive free healthcare, a chance for an affordable education, and lots of time to read and exercise. Plus, with extracurriculars like shiv-making, toilet wine appreciation, and jagged Bic-tatooing, a youngster is likely to come out a regular renaissance man/woman.

Sure, there is already a disproportionate number of Latinos in prison, but we can do better.  Think of the children. When only half of Latino students receive their high school diploma on time and 4% of Latinos receive graduate degrees, prison life might be the unlikely remedy for what ails us.

Jump on the progress train with El Guapo. Mentor a young Latin@. Help guide them towards illegal activities likely to lock them up for enough time to get an education.  If we don’t guide them, where might they end up?

Your handsome and humble servant —

El Guapo

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