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Thursday, August 9th, 2012

Tea Party Calls For “Tea Baggings,” Why Is Everyone Laughing?

By El Guapo, The Daily Refried In an effort to construct a more focused and effective message, the nation’s patriots who’ve coalesced into the Tea Party have chosen to retool as the presidential election looms closer. This powerful grassroots organization will be moving away from the inventive spelling juggernauts that became known popularly as “Tea

Thursday, July 19th, 2012

D-bag Vaccine Provides Little Solace to Those Already Afflicted

By El Guapo, The Daily Refried “It sounds great, but what about those of us who already have an advanced case?” responded one anonymous douchebag (d-bag) while simultaneously texting his friend and blasting the newest dub step...

Friday, June 8th, 2012

Dear MasterCard: The Mayans & Their Calendar Screwed Us Over

Dear MasterCard: I like what you’ve done with your hair. It really brings out your eyes. You’ve lost some weight, haven’t you? Pilates? Whatever it is that you’re doing, keep it up, because you look fabulous. Anyway,...

Friday, May 25th, 2012

Never Underestimate the Power of the Forks

El Guapo May the Forks be with you. El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter @TheDailyRefried.

Tuesday, May 15th, 2012

The Gluttony Project: Semper Fry

By El Guapo On the fifth trip up to the buffet, you fight gnawing fatigue like a champ. Your jaw aches. You’ve unbuttoned your pants with the same single-minded determination of Rocky Balboa asking Mick to cut...

Monday, May 7th, 2012

Must-Have Cinco de Mayo Accessory: A Real-Life Mexican

By El Guapo, NewsTaco URGENT: Please share this with your non-Latino friends before they have a disastrous Cinco de Mayo. Mexicans and Mexican Americans (and, in desperate times anyone from Central and South America) are a welcome...

Thursday, April 12th, 2012

U.S. Has A Frijol-Based Economy

Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter @TheDailyRefried.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2012

Mayan Calendar Experts “Interpretations Wrong; Apocalypse Coming Early July”

Using an IBM supercomputer, Mayan scholars have cracked a code long believed to be impenetrable. The top archaeological minds in the world are convinced this changes everything we thought we knew about the ancient culture and their...

Thursday, March 1st, 2012

DeathStar Built By Undocumented Immigrants

And now an editorial cartoon from El Guapo of The Daily Refried.

Thursday, February 23rd, 2012

Sinvergüenza Timeline: The Evolution of Shamelessness

Here and now we begin what is the most vital exploration in human history. From simple pendejadas to cutting edge risk-taking and even the downright dastardly, we’ll examine the people, places, events, and behaviors that have discarded...

Tuesday, February 7th, 2012

The Case For Arizona’s White Appreciation Day

Arizona State Representative Cecil Ash proposed that Arizona create a White Appreciation Day when whites are no longer the majority in the state. Many are in awe that Ash only asked for one day; he has since...

Thursday, February 2nd, 2012

Top 10 Signs Your Super Bowl Party Party Isn’t Going Well

10. It’s halftime and everyone’s still trying to decode the Roman numerals. 9. People are taking their bathroom breaks during the game so as not to miss the commercials. 8. After watching 16 hours of pre-game coverage,...

Wednesday, January 25th, 2012

If Romney Elected, 1/3 Of U.S. Plans To Self-Deport

During the most recent GOP debate in Florida, presidential hopeful and confirmed self-labotomizer Mittens Romney argued that at the center of his...

Monday, January 23rd, 2012

Newt Gingrich Uses The Jedi Mind Trick To Win South Carolina

Go ahead, call Newt Gingrich a deceptive, racist, amoral sack of putrid excrement. Go ahead and question his ethics and bring up that, during his tenure as Speaker of the House, he had 84 ethics charges filed against...

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