Thursday, November 8th, 2012

Pocho Ocho Reasons Republicans Think Romney Was Defeated

By Especial Correspondents, Pocho Ñews Service Gov. Willard “Mitt” Romney lost big last night and the finger pointing has begun. Here are the GOP’s Pocho Ocho top excuses for the defeat: 8. Donald Trump bad hair day 7. Matlock marathon suppressed old white people vote 6. Cheap imported Chinese binders couldn’t hold the women required for victory 5. It would have