November 11th, 2011
Rick Perry, Ms. South Carolina Have Ultimate Debate Showdown

After his epic performance in the latest GOP debate, Rick Perry has confirmed that he and his long-time debate coach, Miss Teen South Carolina, will be competing in what’s being billed as the Ultimate, No-Holds-Barred Intellectual Showdown of the Century to crown this era’s master debater, once and for all.

Vegas oddsmakers are at a loss. At this point, it’s a coin toss.

Here, review the footage and place your bets. In all fairness, both candidates hold identical positions on the ever-controversial “The Iraq and such as” question:

This event is expected to make Lincoln-Douglas look like last year’s Ernie-Bert argument over the divisive rubber ducky issue.

Your handsome and humble servant —

El Guapo

[Video By BuzzFeed; POPobscura; Photo By jim.greenhill]

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