If Romney Elected, 1/3 Of U.S. Plans To Self-Deport
[In this photo, Mittens explains how he likes his maids to fold his jewel-encrusted pajamas.]
During the most recent GOP debate in Florida, presidential hopeful and confirmed self-labotomizer Mittens Romney argued that at the center of his immigration plan is self-deportation. For many, the idea is pretty laughable. Watch him explain it below.
After the debate, The Daily Refried team conducted a really scientific poll (we used graphing paper, an abacus, and all that stuff) and unearthed some interesting findings.
According to the numbers, 1/3 of U.S. citizens polled claim that they will self-deport to “any-freaking-where” if sonso extraordinaire Mittens is — by some miracle — elected.
Your handsome and humble servant —
[Photo By c.berlet/publiceye.org; Video By buzzfeed]
